1. I couldn’t care a damn! (WHEW!)
2. What’s your next class before this?
(ANO DAW???!!!)
3. Nothing in this world is perfect
except the word “change” (YEAH RIGHT?!)
4. Can you repeat that for the second time
around once more from the top?
(ULITIN NATIN HANGGANG MAMATAY TAYO!)
5. My dad brought home a lot of hand-me-downs!
(TRANSLATION: DAMING DALANG PASALUBONG NG
TATAY KO..AY ANG GALING NO?!)
6. Standard and Chartered Bank
(SAN BA TALAGA KUYA?)
7. I’m very iterated!!!
(TRANSLATION:GALIT SHA!
..AT TALAGANG MAY KARAPATANG MAGALIT E NOH?!)
8. I’m sorry, my boss just passed away.
(TRANSLATION:KAKADAAN LANG NG
BOSS KO … AY … ANG SAYA-SAYA!)
9. Hello, my boss is out of town. Would you
like to wait? (E KUNG IKAW KAYA MAGHINTAY?!)
10. What happened after the erection of Mayon
Volcano? (AY! AY ANO BA YUN???!!!!!
WAAAHHHHAAAHHAH!)
11. Don’t touch me not! (HINDI NA NGA DIBA?!)
12. Hello?… For a while, please hang
yourself… (PATAYIN KA BA?!)
13. Its spilled milk under the bridge.
(OH,YES?!)
14. Don’t change anything! Keep it at ease.
(HA?!! O CIGE NA NGA!!)
15. Hello McDo? Mag-i-inquire lang ako kung
magkano ang kidney meal? (YUNG PANGBATANG
PAGKAIN -..IPAKAIN BA ANG KIDNEY SA BATA)
16. You!!! You’re not a boy anymore! You’re a
man anymore! (O YES,ANYMORE!)
17. Out of fit ako these days eh…
(translation: di sya nakakapag-exercise)
18. Come, lets join us! (OH COME ON?!)
19. Bring down the house down! (IBABA NATEN NG
HUSTO!)
20. I’m the world champion of the World!!! (DI
KA LANG CHAMPION..THE BEST KA PA?!)
21. “Sir, can I put you on hold?… Okay sir, I’m
holding you now…”
(HUH??? O MY GOLLY!)
22. heto naman sa call center ko dati.
Client: may i ask if this interview is being recorded?
agent: No sir! you’re very much ALIVE!!!!
(AYUN PAKSHET TAWANAN LAHAT HEHEHE)
atticus said…
are you kidney? at-chually…aktwali…ack-chooli…it’s not your problem anymore….it’s OUR problem ANYMOREare you dep? don’t judge my brother…he is not a book.